The Surgeon Who Operated At Terrifying Speed Before Anesthesia

Before he became one of the greatest surgeons ever known, let’s go back to the beginning. Robert Liston was born on October 28, 1794, in Ecclesmachan, a civil parish located in West Lothian, Scotland. At an early age, Liston showed interest in human anatomy, and when he was just 14 years old, he was sent off to study at the University of Edinburgh. By 16, he was studying at the medical school. Quite impressive!

Liston proved to be a legend in the operating room. When he began practicing in London, his extreme speed earned him the nickname “The Fastest Knife in the West End.” In a time without modern anesthetics and blood transfusion tech, a surgeon had to act fast in order to keep a patient from dying of surgical shock or fatal hemorrhaging. Liston’s skill wasn’t just impressive. It was life-saving.

Liston had a reputation to uphold, and he was willing to give a show every time he operated in front of medical students and colleagues. Before making his first incision, he reportedly shouted out to the crowd, “Time me, gentlemen, time me!”

Reportedly, Liston once amputated a leg in just 28 seconds. That was his personal best time, but he regularly amputated legs in under two and a half minutes. Still very impressive.

One advantage Liston had over other surgeons was his stature and strength. He was 6 feet 2 inches, which in 19th-century Britain was quite tall for the average male. Being so strong allowed him to cut through dense bone more easily.

If you’re as speedy as Liston, you need to be efficient, and Liston had no time to waste. He was reportedly known to hold his bone saw or spare scalpels between his teeth while grabbing other instruments or tying off severed arteries. The tools would be dripping with blood down his chin. It grosses me out just imagining it!

You’d think basic hygiene like washing your hands would be a given for surgeons, but another surgeon, Joseph Lister, only popularized antiseptic surgery in the 1860s. Nonetheless, Liston believed in the importance of cleanliness, so he’d wash his hands before surgery, wear clean attire, and wash his instruments.

Due to his rapid speed and good hygiene practices, most of Liston’s patients survived surgery. His patient mortality rate at London’s University College Hospital was unusually good for his period.

There’s a famous story about one of Liston’s surgeries that is most likely exaggerated or may not have even occurred at all, but I’ll tell it anyway, and you can form your own conclusion. During an amputation, Liston supposedly was so fast that he accidentally sliced off his assistant’s finger. He apparently also slashed the coattails of a spectator, who literally dropped dead of fright. Both the patient and assistant died as well, so if true, this would make it the only operation in history with a 300% mortality rate. Good thing his other surgeries were far more successful.

Another famous case involves Liston removing a huge 45-pound scrotal tumor from a patient who had reportedly been lugging it around in a wheelbarrow. According to later accounts, he performed this in under four minutes, and thankfully the patient survived.

Liston was known for accepting difficult cases that other surgeons had refused. If a case seemed hopeless, like if a patient had a tumor that seemed incurable, Liston still agreed to operate on them. He also had a big heart and would treat poor residents in Edinburgh free of charge.

Liston also made history on December 21, 1846, when he performed the first recorded major operation under ether in Europe. His patient was a butler named Frederick Churchill, and Liston amputated Churchill’s leg while Churchill was unconscious.

The leg amputation on Churchill, his butler patient, was completed successfully, and Liston declared, “This Yankee dodge beats mesmerism hollow.” He said this because a successful public demonstration of ether anesthesia had taken place in the US earlier that year. A few minutes later, Churchill woke up and asked, “When are you going to begin?”

Liston was always looking for new ways to make his job easier, and throughout his career, he designed custom surgical tools. One of those was the Liston Splint, which was a long wooden splint used to stabilize broken bones. It was even used during World War I.

Liston was successful and admired, but he also often butted heads with others, mainly medical elites in Edinburgh. He was known to have many bitter feuds, and at one point, his rivals even tried to banish him from operating at the Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh. I think they were just jealous!

During Liston’s time, being a body snatcher was a real gig…though an illegal one at that. These people would dig up graves and provide corpses for medical dissection. Liston once suspected nefarious activity and reportedly even fought a doctor who he believed had been up to no good with body snatchers.

Liston’s time at Edinburgh had come to an end. He just wasn’t seeing eye to eye with his peers there anymore, so he moved to London in 1834. Just a year later, he became the very first Professor of Clinical Surgery at University College Hospital.

We all know Liston is smart, so it only made sense that he put his knowledge into writing. During his career, he penned many major medical texts. These included Elements of Surgery (1831) and Practical Surgery (1837).

Sadly, Liston died on December 7, 1847, at the age of 53. He was at the height of his fame and career, and one has to imagine what more he could’ve accomplished if he had lived longer.

In another frequently repeated story, Liston reportedly managed to amputate a leg in two and a half minutes, but proved to be too quick and managed to sever the patient’s testicles as well. Whoops!

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