20 Arrogant Rulers Whose Downfalls Were Humiliating

In 40 AD, the Roman Emperor Caligula marched his army to the Channel coast to invade Britain. However, the invasion never happened. Instead, Caligula brought his men to the beach to humiliate them. Soldiers were told to fill their helmets with seashells, calling them spoils of the ocean. Historians still argue whether this was the act of a madman or if it was an act of vengeance against soldiers who refused to sail for Britain. Caligula was killed by members of his own guard the following year. I guess they really didn’t appreciate that seashell stunt.

In 1812, Napoleon invaded Russia with around 600,000 men, and he was convinced he’d have a swift victory. Boy, was he wrong. Because he had waited too long to order a retreat, his army was caught in brutal winter conditions, and thousands of soldiers died from cold, hunger, disease, and attacks. In 1814, Napoleon was exiled to the island of Elba, and then came back to power only to be definitively beaten at Waterloo in June 1815.

In April 1945, politician and dictator Benito Mussolini’s Fascist government in northern Italy was collapsing. So, Mussolini did what any failed leader would: he tried to escape. He attempted to flee through northern Italy wearing a German soldier’s coat, but he was captured by partisans, members of the Italian Resistance who opposed his regime, near Lake Como. Shortly afterward, he was executed, and his body was publicly displayed in Milan. I guess he should’ve worked on his disguise more.

In 1836, Mexican president and general Santa Anna, self-styled “Napoleon of the West,” was trying to stop the Texas Revolution. He got so cocky after winning at the Alamo and Goliad that he neglected to post any lookouts near Texas’s San Jacinto River on April 21. Texian troops under Sam Houston, one of the leaders of the Texas rebellion, completely obliterated Santa Anna’s army in eighteen minutes. Santa Anna fled the battlefield, donning a private’s jacket over a fine silk shirt, hoping he could disguise himself as an ordinary soldier. However, he was subsequently captured when some Mexican prisoners gave him away by yelling “El Presidente.” You can run, but you can’t hide!

The Ottoman sultan Bayezid I exchanged insulting missives with the Central Asian conqueror Tamerlane prior to their armies clashing at the Battle of Ankara on July 20, 1402. Bayezid’s Anatolian vassals switched sides during the fighting, and Bayezid was taken captive while attempting to flee. Tamerlane had him carried off in a covered, lattice-windowed litter to keep him from escaping. Bayezid died in captivity in March 1403.

In 480 BC, the Persian king Xerxes I invaded Greece with what modern historians believe was an army of 100,000 to 150,000 men. He won at Thermopylae, then sent his navy into the narrow straits at Salamis and set up a throne on a nearby mountain so that he could observe the battle. Instead of enjoying the show in front of him, Xerxes watched in horror as the Greeks trapped his ships and destroyed them, forcing him to retreat.

During the French Revolution, the French royal family tried to escape in what is known as the Flight to Varennes. The fugitive King Louis XVI, attempting to leave in a slow, horse-drawn coach, stopped at Sainte-Menehould. There, the local postmaster, Jean-Baptiste Drouet, recognized the king’s face on a 50-livre assignat, a revolutionary paper banknote. That’s all it took for the family to be seized at Varennes. On January 21, 1793, Louis was guillotined. I guess this is the one time that having your face plastered on money is a bad thing.

A defrocked monk called Grigory Otrepyev proclaimed himself the Tsarevich Dmitry, the supposedly dead son of Tsar Ivan the Terrible. People bought it, and he took control of Russia in 1605 with the support of Poland. His short reign of less than ten months provoked resentment among the nobility and clergy because he appeared to favor Poles and mocked Russian Orthodox practices. On May 27, 1606, boyars under the leadership of the rival nobleman Vasily Shuysky invaded the Kremlin, where Dmitry was killed as he attempted to escape. The body was cremated, and the ashes were shot out of a cannon towards Poland. Quite the insult to the country that had helped Dmitry gain power!

King Charles I held to the doctrine of the divine right of kings, that the king derives his power from God alone. It was a major cause of the conflict between Charles and Parliament that led to the English Civil War. After being defeated, Charles was captured and tried. During the proceedings, Charles declined to enter a plea and denied Parliament any right to try him at all. On January 30, 1649, Charles was beheaded, making him the first English monarch put to death by his own government. Not quite the legacy he had in mind.

Commodus, a Roman emperor between 180 and 192 AD, spent more time fighting as a champion gladiator in fake and rigged fights in the Colosseum than he did running the empire. He became obsessed with his own fame and suspicious of others within the court. In 192 AD, his mistress and servants conspired against him. After attempts to kill him using poison failed, he was eventually strangled by a wrestler named Narcissus. And fun fact: he loosely inspired the villainous emperor played by Joaquin Phoenix in the 2000 movie Gladiator.

Tsar Nicholas II personally led the Imperial Russian Army in World War I starting in 1915. Under his leadership, Russia suffered military defeats, food shortages, and growing unrest. Many people blamed him for the country’s issues, and these hardships helped lead to the Russian Revolution. Nicholas was forced to give up the throne in March 1917 and was killed in July 1918 by the Bolsheviks, a group of revolutionary communists who had taken over.

The Catholic King James II of England was unpopular with Protestant subjects and their military allies. William of Orange, a Dutch Protestant prince, invaded the country in 1688 during what would become known as the Glorious Revolution. Many of James’s supporters abandoned him, so what did he do? He escaped to France, of course! On his way out, he reportedly dropped the Great Seal of the Realm, a sign of his power, into the River Thames. Who knew kings could be so melodramatic?

The Swedish king Charles XII invaded Russia in 1708, convinced his forces were invincible following many earlier victories. But things didn’t go according to plan. Conditions worsened, and Russians destroyed crops and supplies, making it harder for his troops to survive. However, Charles still refused to retreat. The result? His army was annihilated at the Battle of Poltava in July 1709. Charles took refuge in the Ottoman Empire, and Sweden never again held the same level of power in Europe.

King John of England didn’t have the best reputation and was desperate to hold on to the throne. In 1216, during a civil war, his baggage train attempted to cross the Wash, an expansive tidal estuary on the east coast. Unfortunately for him, the tide rushed in and swallowed up his royal treasure chest, along with the Crown Jewels. The Crown Jewels sinking into the sea seemed to foreshadow the end of his troubled reign, as John died several days later from dysentery.

In late 1864, Paraguayan dictator Francisco Solano López declared war on Brazil after it intervened in Uruguay. He then declared war in 1865 on Argentina as well, after it refused him permission to march his army through its territory. That led to Brazil, Argentina, and Uruguay allying together in the War of the Triple Alliance. Paraguay’s population was decimated, and López was killed in battle in 1870. This is why you should always be kind to your neighbors!

Roman emperor Valerian marched east personally to stop Sasanian king Shapur I, confident that Rome could push back the Persian invasion. However, in 260 AD, Valerian’s army was defeated at Edessa. To add insult to injury, Valerian became the first Roman emperor ever captured alive. This is confirmed by Persian rock carvings, which depict Valerian’s submission and captivity. According to a later Christian chronicler, Lactantius, Shapur used Valerian as a human footstool and then flayed him after his death, but modern historians believe this was merely a piece of hostile propaganda. It is certain, however, that he remained a prisoner for the rest of his life.

The Lydian king Croesus asked the Oracle at Delphi (a Greek oracle, or prophetess, specializing in divine prophecy) whether to attack the Persian Empire led by Cyrus the Great circa 546 BC. As the historian Herodotus recounts, the oracle replied that Croesus “would destroy a great empire.” Croesus took this to mean the Persian Empire. It actually meant his own. Whoops! He attacked, was defeated, and Cyrus conquered Lydia that same year.

Co-emperor Maxentius fought with his rival Constantine for control of the Roman Empire. When Constantine approached Rome, Maxentius ordered the Milvian Bridge over the Tiber River to be destroyed to slow down his enemy and had a pontoon bridge made as a backup. At the Battle of the Milvian Bridge in 312 AD, when Maxentius’s army started to retreat, they overloaded the pontoon bridge, which sank, drowning him in the river he had hoped would protect him.

In November 1918, the German army was in retreat, and there was growing civil unrest within the country. On November 9, during a meeting with the German emperor, Kaiser Wilhelm II, in Spa, Belgium, the officers informed him that the German military would not obey any further orders from him. Wilhelm II then abdicated and went into exile in the Netherlands. It can’t be fun when your own army refuses to work with you.

King Farouk of Egypt was famous for his lavish spending and luxurious lifestyle. In one widely repeated but unverified story, he allegedly stole Winston Churchill’s pocket watch during a meeting. His extravagance, along with his political failures, led to his downfall in a bloodless military coup engineered by Egyptian army officer Gamal Abdel Nasser’s Free Officers in July 1952. Farouk abdicated and left Egypt by boat for good. Sometimes money can’t buy you everything.

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