Megan Fox: “I’ve spent my her entire life keeping the secrets of men”

Megan Fox has announced on Instagram the forthcoming release of her mysterious collection of poems, in which she seems to want to indulge in a cathartic process, and in which men take the piss.

The book in question is entitled Pretty boys are poisonous, and is said to reveal, at least in part, Fox’s experiences with men… not all of which we understand to be positive.

“I’ve spent my her entire life keeping the secrets of men, my body aches from carrying the weight of their sins,” she adds.

The star’s fans are absolutely delighted by the news.

“I’ve never wanted to buy a book written by a celebrity until now,” expressed one subscriber!

Pretty boys are poisonous will go on sale on November 7!