Infowars seized: Alex Jones loses control to «little rat, confessed-Satanists» pending Texas Supreme Court decision

Infowars seized: Alex Jones loses control to «little rat, confessed-Satanists» pending Texas Supreme Court decision
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Controversial broadcaster Alex Jones, infamously known for claiming the Sandy Hook school shooting was a hoax and that victims and families were actors, delivered what he described as his final Infowars broadcast from inside his own studio bar, marking a dramatic turning point in a years-long legal saga. Forced out following a prolonged court battle tied to his company's bankruptcy, Jones now faces the consequences of the $1.4 billion in defamation judgments awarded to Sandy Hook families. Those rulings opened the door for the satirical outlet The Onion to pursue control of the Infowars brand, aiming to transform it into a parody of itself.

The situation escalated when The Onion confirmed its involvement publicly, signaling an unusual next chapter for the controversial platform. Tim Onion wrote on X, «With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.» The move represents a symbolic reversal for the conspiracy-driven outlet, once used to spread misinformation about one of the deadliest school shootings in U.S. history. The acquisition effort is being facilitated through bankruptcy proceedings, where Jones' assets have been scrutinized as part of efforts to compensate victims' families following years of legal battles.

«A state court just blocked the little rat, confessed-Satanists from coming in to wear our skin.»

Controversial broadcaster, Alex Jones

The announcement came after a previous attempt to transfer control was temporarily blocked by an appeals court, giving Jones a brief legal reprieve. Reacting to that development, Jones lashed out at his opponents, stating, «A state court just blocked the little rat, confessed-Satanists from coming in to wear our skin.» His rhetoric remained consistent with the inflammatory tone that has defined his public persona for years. Despite the legal setbacks, Jones framed the moment as a temporary victory, even as the broader trajectory of the case continues to move against him.

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In a video released shortly after the court decision, Jones attempted to rally his audience, presenting the ruling as a major win. «I have breaking exclusive news that just warms my heart,» he said, before adding that the development restored his faith «in America and our legal system.» He went further, accusing his opponents of political motivations, declaring, «The Onion backed by the Democrats and Bloomberg for the second time in the year and a half, after fraudulently claiming they own and run Infowars, another giant hoax, has had their attempt to take us over slapped down by the Third Texas Court of Appeals.»

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Jones concluded his remarks with a tone of triumph, stating, «This is a massive victory.» However, the celebratory message contrasted sharply with the operational reality facing Infowars. Despite the temporary legal relief, Jones acknowledged that he would still be forced to leave his studio due to mounting financial constraints. «This is the last official Infowars show,» he said, explaining that The Onion «He's not paying the bills, like the rent or the Internet, the satellite, so we have to shut down.» The statement underscored the financial collapse of the operation following years of litigation.

«With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.»

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The legal battle remains far from over. Although Jones secured a partial win at the Texas appeals court level on Wednesday, attorneys representing Sandy Hook victims swiftly escalated the matter, filing an appeal with the Supreme Court of Texas the following day. The case now hinges on whether the higher court will allow the transfer of Infowars assets to proceed, potentially finalizing a takeover that would mark a historic and symbolic end to Jones' control. Until then, the future of Infowars—and its transformation—remains uncertain.

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